Matt Tilley - Gotcha Calls!
I heard this guy on the radio on B105.3 and laughed my ass off. I decided to get a collection of all his prank calls and put them here on my website. You will need Windows Media Player 9 or later to listen to them. I have included a brief description of each one below:
Matt Tilley - Cereal Pest
"Gotcha Calls"
1. Intro
2. Foul Mouthed Dry Cleaner
Tony Chiodo of Saville Rd Dry Cleaners has no problems with your clothes but struggles a little when it comes to cleaning his own mouth out with soap. The challenge was set by Vince Lamanna and the boys to get him to swear within one minute.
Tony Chiodo of Saville Rd Dry Cleaners has no problems with your clothes but struggles a little when it comes to cleaning his own mouth out with soap. The challenge was set by Vince Lamanna and the boys to get him to swear within one minute.
3. Indian Holiday Disaster
Melanie Gault was leaving her job managing a travel agency and wanted to leave her replacement Sam Marshall with a very special customer... who was figuratively and literally a little "dark".
Melanie Gault was leaving her job managing a travel agency and wanted to leave her replacement Sam Marshall with a very special customer... who was figuratively and literally a little "dark".
4. Vasectomy
Karen Harman is a colleague of Nik Embury who had just had a vasectomy. She figured everyone at work could join in the fun as he snuck off to discover just how far the truth (and his scrotum!) could be stretched.
Karen Harman is a colleague of Nik Embury who had just had a vasectomy. She figured everyone at work could join in the fun as he snuck off to discover just how far the truth (and his scrotum!) could be stretched.
5. Keep on Truckin`
When Gus Murrone suggested that his good mate Elio Palermo had an unnatural love of his truck it seemed no big deal. In days gone by, "sixteen wheeler" has been rhyming slang for "Sheila". After listening to Elio, it may have actually become his replacement for a shiela.
When Gus Murrone suggested that his good mate Elio Palermo had an unnatural love of his truck it seemed no big deal. In days gone by, "sixteen wheeler" has been rhyming slang for "Sheila". After listening to Elio, it may have actually become his replacement for a shiela.
6. Sausages (recommended)
Deborah Yalcin works in the family business. That business is a wholesale butcher where they sell the finest beef, the leanest pork, the most delectable lamb and apparently... sausages
Deborah Yalcin works in the family business. That business is a wholesale butcher where they sell the finest beef, the leanest pork, the most delectable lamb and apparently... sausages
7. God damn ugly renovation
Paul Rozpara has a mate called Andrew Marchanski. Being a true mate he is very understanding of the fact that Andrew hates local councils and people who can't understand what he says. Unfortunately I am not a mate of Andrew's, so I'm not very understanding at all.
Paul Rozpara has a mate called Andrew Marchanski. Being a true mate he is very understanding of the fact that Andrew hates local councils and people who can't understand what he says. Unfortunately I am not a mate of Andrew's, so I'm not very understanding at all.
8. Doggy Style
Deep down every man likes to think he could make a woman bark like a dog. Bruno Preiato is no exception but being slightly prudish, he wondered if the job could be done for him on his friend Selina Camilleri
Deep down every man likes to think he could make a woman bark like a dog. Bruno Preiato is no exception but being slightly prudish, he wondered if the job could be done for him on his friend Selina Camilleri
9. A Rose by any other voice
When it became known that Rose Porteous was moving to Melbourne there was only one person she could call for advice - Lillian Frank. One can only hope that one day a movie is set in Toorak starring this modern day Thelma and Louise
When it became known that Rose Porteous was moving to Melbourne there was only one person she could call for advice - Lillian Frank. One can only hope that one day a movie is set in Toorak starring this modern day Thelma and Louise
10. Stutter (recommended)
Mark Sacco has had enough of his wife Michelle taking forever to get things done. He ain't no doctor but managed to prescribe a healthy dose of her own medicine. Any complaints can be addressed to Andrew Bolt or conversely, go and hire the Life of Brian
Mark Sacco has had enough of his wife Michelle taking forever to get things done. He ain't no doctor but managed to prescribe a healthy dose of her own medicine. Any complaints can be addressed to Andrew Bolt or conversely, go and hire the Life of Brian
11. The Aussie Kiwi
Bill has a wife called Justine and she refuses to be named on this CD. She refuses to become an Aussie and she refuses to make a fool of herself. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad.
Bill has a wife called Justine and she refuses to be named on this CD. She refuses to become an Aussie and she refuses to make a fool of herself. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad.
12. Shawarma Tastes... Good
Melissa Trewella has done nothing wrong. She just works at a sign writing shop that happens to be listed first in the directory. She is purely the victim of a man who works in radio and has very little to do after 9.00am
Melissa Trewella has done nothing wrong. She just works at a sign writing shop that happens to be listed first in the directory. She is purely the victim of a man who works in radio and has very little to do after 9.00am
13. The Tiffany Bogan
James Napper is a nice, decent chap who works for one of the finest jewellers in the world. All of the objects sold in his shop are beautifully packaged in a distinctly "blue" manner. Unfortunately, so is the vocabulary of this particular caller.
James Napper is a nice, decent chap who works for one of the finest jewellers in the world. All of the objects sold in his shop are beautifully packaged in a distinctly "blue" manner. Unfortunately, so is the vocabulary of this particular caller.
14. Black Booty
"Irene" and "Connie" have been placed in the witness protection program. This is what happens when two girlfriends turn on each other just to find out if the other has been with a black man. Wearing a false beard will no doubt decrease their chances of a repeat offence with ANY man
"Irene" and "Connie" have been placed in the witness protection program. This is what happens when two girlfriends turn on each other just to find out if the other has been with a black man. Wearing a false beard will no doubt decrease their chances of a repeat offence with ANY man
15. Dead Body (recommended)
Thea from Storage King is proud of her staff and thinks that Julie Ann Mulder is the most helpful person in the storage business. On this day she was down on her luck, immune to good fortune or perhaps, as the mysterious Yuri might suggest to her, "just a little stiff"?.
Thea from Storage King is proud of her staff and thinks that Julie Ann Mulder is the most helpful person in the storage business. On this day she was down on her luck, immune to good fortune or perhaps, as the mysterious Yuri might suggest to her, "just a little stiff"?.
16. The Call of the Crowe
Russell Crowe is a little known actor who has had some success in a number of off beat and cult movie productions that have struggled to achieve wide spread box office acclaim. He is a sedate individual with the rare gifts of musical genius and humility both ensconced in a peaceful soul. Michael Gudinski is an entertainment business legend who would know better.
Russell Crowe is a little known actor who has had some success in a number of off beat and cult movie productions that have struggled to achieve wide spread box office acclaim. He is a sedate individual with the rare gifts of musical genius and humility both ensconced in a peaceful soul. Michael Gudinski is an entertainment business legend who would know better.
posted by Peter Stevens at
12/01/2005 03:17:00 PM
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